Blog readers send me the funniest stuff…I love it! Anyway, this joke is no exception…enjoy!
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. “How much do you weigh?” she asked.
“135 pounds,” I said.
She put me on the scale. It turns out that my weight is 180.
Then she asked, “Your height?”
“5 feet 4 inches,” I said.
The nurse measured me and reported that I am only 5′ 2″ tall.
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it was very high.
“Of course it’s high!” I screamed, ‘When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”