Sherlock RULES!!!

Sherlock got her test results today. These are her pre-Biocurcumax results, by the way. Mine will be ready next week (we have different hematologists, so some of our tests are different, that’s the reason for my "delay," even though we got tested on the same day, i.e. the 8th of January). She authorized me to publish some of her more important values, but a little while ago we discussed the matter by phone and decided to wait until I get my results.

After we hung up, though, I decided, oh whatever, I just cannot wait until next week! I’m simply bursting with joy!!! So here are just a few details, and I will publish more of ’em next week after I get my results.

First, a bit of background: 1. she had never taken curcumin before and 2. she tested curcumin (C3 Complex) with bioperine capsules. I don’t remember every single detail about how she took the curcumin capsules, but, as I recall, she melted them in hot milk, adding a bit of chocolate to improve the taste. I will post more specifics next week.

Okay, now for a few numbers: her IgG decreased from 34.8 to 28,5 g/L (normal range: 7-16 g/L). That’s an 18% decrease from her previous tests (29th of October 2007). Nothing to sneeze at, for sure! This is her first IgG decrease since February of 2007; indeed, percentage-wise, she told me, it’s the biggest decrease she has had since 2002! Fantabulous!

Her M-spike went from 2,62 down to 2,24. It is now the lowest it has ever been since she started testing it in 2005.

She is absolutely thrilled, as you can imagine, and so am I, needless to say. When we spoke, I could hear the joy in her voice. Evvai, Sherlock! Sei grande!

A look at the full “Science” twin study

I read and reread (and rereread…) this full study (grazie, Sherlock!) that I reported about in my January 19 post. Definitely one of the the most difficult texts I have ever read, and I have read some labyrinthine stuff, believe me!  Anyway, a few things are clear (more or less…?), so I thought I would post about them today, hoping not to make any huge mistakes…

An important finding is that the pre-leukaemic stem cell population derived from the abnormal merging or, to use a more appropriate technical term, the “chromosomal translocation,” of two genes during pregnancy. From their union sprang a fusion gene called “TEL-AML1,” a clone that forms in one twin inside the womb that “may spread to the other twin via their shared placenta.” It’s a genetic “mistake” that can lead to the development of leukaemia. Or not, as in the case of these British twins.

In fact, the study tells us that “Additional mutations are required for progression to leukaemia,” which means that one twin may develop leukaemia while the other remains healthy, in spite of carrying the “ancestral preleukemic clone.” The researchers found that Isabella (the healthy twin)’s peripheral blood contained a “rare population” of these mononuclear cells, which has remained stable. This would prove that one mutation alone does not trigger full-blown leukaemia.

The “cancer-propagating population," or "rogue stem cell population," (which I like better) was present in both twins, but there were differences between the two. In the leukaemic twin, there was “a clonal and more differentiated descendant of the CD34+CD38–/lowCD19+ population in the healthy twin. Consistent with this, the majority of CD34+CD38–/lowCD19+  cells in the leukemic twin express common ALL antigen, CD10; those in the healthy twin do not.”

I know, I know…but this long string of letters and numbers, CD34+CD38–/lowCD19+, simply indicates the cancerous stem cell population. So the healthy twin’s cells present less differentiation, in sum. And her blood does not carry the acute lymphoblastic leukaemia (ALL) antigen, called CD10. Am I the only one who finds this fascinating?  If not, and if you are getting a headache, just skip to the bottom of my post, where I wrote a summary of sorts.

The researchers then injected these pre-leukaemic cells into NOD/SCID mice. NOD (I looked it up out of curiosity) are “non-obese diabetic” mice. SCID are “severe combined immunodeficient” mice. SCID mice are frequently used in research dealing with the immune system in part because they lack the capacity to make T or B lymphocytes (so they cannot fight infections). I must say, I have a hard time reading all these details. When I was a kid, I would burst into tears whenever I heard about suffering, hurt or dead animals of any size. In many ways, I am still that kid. I haven’t been able to watch the "March of the Penguins," for instance. Or that wonderful movie about migrating birds…(when the hunters began shooting at those beautiful birds…well, you can imagine the rest!) Or even…"Bambi." I may be the only adult in the western world who hasn’t seen Bambi. But that is neither here nor there. It’s just that these feelings of empathy curtail my current plans to become a molecular scientist in my next life. I think I’d gather up all the mice in the lab and take them home…

But let’s get back to the study. What the team of researchers found was this: “Collectively, our data support the notion that TEL-AML1 can, as a single mutation, generate abnormal cells that resemble the TEL-AML1– expressing CD34+CD38–/lowCD19+ cells observed in the healthy twin.” If I understood this correctly, this means that the researchers were able to reproduce the pre-leukaemic population in the NOD/SCID mice. The transplanted cells resembled those found in the healthy twin’s blood and “displayed B cell differentiation and self-renewal potential in vitro.” They also did not contain the CD10 antigen, like the healthy twin’s peripheral blood cells.

The team then transplanted the rogue stem cells from the “primary” (first bunch of) mice into a bunch of “secondary” NOD/SCID mice: "To investigate whether the TEL-AML1–generated CD34+CD38–/lowCD19+ population can initiate and maintain a ‘preleukemic’ state in vivo, we prospectively isolated these cells from engrafted primary mice and injected them into the tibiae of secondary NOD/SCID recipients.”

These cells not only engrafted but, to the team’s surprise, also “gave rise to more mature B cells (CD38+CD19+), as well as reconstituting a CD34+CD38–/lowCD19+ population.” This means that the stem cell population, or “TEL-AML1–generated CD34+CD38–/lowCD19+ population has significant self-renewal potential.” What does all this mean? It indicates that this CD34+CD38–/lowCD19+ cell is able to reproduce itself, and it “may itself function as a preleukemic stem cell. This proposal is supported by our xenograft modeling studies, which further suggest that TEL-AML1 may be sufficient to generate this population of preleukemic stem cells.” Ok, TEM-AML1 is definitely the bad guy in this scenario.

The team also suggests that there is a hierarchical structure not just in full-blown leukaemia but also in pre-leukaemic cells. I am not sure why this finding is important, but apparently it is. If anybody knows the answer (I don’t have time to look into this matter now), please let me know.

Anyway, the study of the stem cell population, the researchers add, is crucial in order to understand “the function of the first-hit mutation and how it predisposes to leukaemic transformation.” Okay.

The study ends as follows: “The observation that children in lengthy remission can relapse late with a novel leukemic clone, but which nonetheless appears to derive from the identical preleukemic clone that initiated the disease at presentation, suggests that the preleukemic stem cell compartment may persist even when the cells propagating the overt leukemia have been effectively eradicated.” So the model created by these researchers may provide an explanation as to why pre-leukaemic stem cells can resist chemotherapy treatments. When that (resistance) happens, sooner or later the cancer will return.

There have been other studies on twins and ALL. I just wanted to highlight this one, published in "Leukemia" in 2003: http://tinyurl.com/ypom65 In this case, both twins (two years old) developed ALL. Here, too, the researchers suggested that these pre-leukaemic cells formed in the womb and spread from one twin to the other. And the researchers state that "It is likely that one or more additional postnatal genetic events was required for overt leukemogenesis." Aha, the "two mutations needed" theory that we discussed previously. Okay, that’s it for today. I still have my classes to prepare for tomorrow! Agh!

Summary of the 2008 study, as I understand it:

  1. Acute lymphoblastic leukaemia (ALL) is the most common form of childhood leukaemia.
  2. Researchers identified a “rare population” of CD34+CD38(-/low)CD19+ cells isolated from the TEM-AML1-positive twins.
  3. The leukaemia-causing potential of this small population was confirmed when the researchers were able to transplant the cells of the leukaemic twin into a group of NOD/SCID mice. Successfully. And a second transplantation, from the first to a second group of mice, was also successful. The rogue stem cells survived and proliferated in the second group, too.
  4. This indicates that these cells are self-renewing leukaemic stem cells.
  5. The healthy twin only had one genetic defect, whereas the leukaemic twin also carried a second genetic mutation (the loss of the "uninvolved" normal TEL allele or gene, for the science brains among us).
  6. The second mutation may have been triggered by an infection, which may have led to the development of leukaemia in one of the twins. No second mutation = no leukaemia, then, it would seem.

NF-kB: Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde?

A blog reader and I recently had an interesting exchange about this transcription factor, which is so important in myeloma…in a negative sense, unfortunately. Our discussion gave me the incentive to read more about it. My good friend Sherlock (grazie!) sent me a study published in January (2008) in “Experimental Biology and Medicine,” titled “Nuclear Factor-kB Activation: From Bench to Bedside,” and co-authored by Prof. B. Aggarwal (abstract: http://tinyurl.com/2m6j2g).

This transcription factor, discovered in 1986, was called NF-kB “because it was found in the nucleus bound to an enhancer element of the immunoglobulin kappa light chain gene in B cells.” Okay, wrap your brain around that!  But seriously, if you reread the quote slowly, it begins to make sense: it’s a thingie (protein complex or transcription factor) sticking to the “kappa” gene inside a B cell’s nucleus.

Under normal circumstances, our immune system needs NF-kB to fight off diseases and infections. And until it is needed, this transcription factor follows my cats’ example and takes a lot of very long naps. I don’t want to go into its mechanisms of action (complicated stuff!), at least not today. Let it suffice that, once it has accomplished its task, it settles back down for another nap.

The study informs us that NF-kB is present in every type of cell, not just B cells as was first thought. Researchers have in fact discovered that it is located in the cytoplasm (the watery environment surrounding the cell nucleus) of all types of animal (from the fruit fly to us) cells. Another important finding is that it moves, or translocates, to the cell nucleus only when activated. Otherwise, it stays in, or (once it has finished its task) goes back to, the cytoplasm.

Things change with cancer. That’s when NF-kB turns into Mr. Hyde: it goes bonkers for a variety of reasons and ends up being active ALL the time, or constitutively active. And when this happens, NF-kB remains inside the cell nucleus, that is, it doesn’t return to the cytoplasm. No more naptime!

Skipping the technical parts about heterodimers, polyubiquitination and nuclear localization sequences (!), let me get to what we are really interested in: how does this transcription factor get activated in cancer cells? The study provides an answer: “NF-kB is activated by many divergent stimuli, including proinflammatory cytokines such as tumor necrosis factor-alpha (TNF-alpha), interleukin-1beta (IL-1beta), epidermal growth factor (EGF), T- and B-cell mitogens, bacteria and lipopolysaccharides (LPS), viruses, viral proteins, double-stranded RNA, and physical and chemical stresses.” Radiation and chemotherapy also activate NF-kB. Speaking of which, the study tells us also that "Cells that express constitutively activated NF-kB are resistant to various chemotherapeutic agents and radiation treatment.” Vicious circle?

Another key sentence: “In tumor cells, different types of molecular alterations may result in impaired regulation of NF-kB activation. In such cases, NF-kB loses its transient nature of activation and becomes constitutively activated. This leads to deregulated expression of NF-kB– controlled genes.” NF-kB, the study continues, plays a critical role in cancer cell survival, inflammation, growth and so on. It regulates genes that are implicated in cancer cell proliferation, including TNF-alpha, IL-6, to name just a couple that we know are essential growth factors in multiple myeloma. It also regulates some of the cell cycle-regulatory proteins such as cyclin D1, also involved in myeloma (see my page on Ursolic Acid or my December 4 2007 post for more info on this gene, which has recently been associated with disease activity and progression).

Activated NF-kB is also implicated in the control of anti-apoptotic genes, that is, genes that keep cancer cells healthy and alive, such as survivin and Bcl-2 (again, see my post on ursolic acid). Furthermore, it regulates matrix metalloproteinases, or MMPs, which are proteases (protein-dissolving enzymes) that, among other things, promote cancer cell growth and angiogenesis. Okay, so there is no question that constitutively active NF-kB is not a good thing.

That’s enough for today, but I would like to end with a question: if we systemically inhibit NF-kB in order to stop our cancer from progressing, doesn’t that leave us more susceptible to infections? (More on this topic SOON!)

Unlocking the secrets of leukaemia…

A myeloma list member (thank you!) posted the link to a January 17 BBC story (see: http://tinyurl.com/2mol2c) about four-year-old identical twin girls were born with leukaemic stem cells (STEM CELLS!) in their bone marrow.These cells contained “a mutated gene, which forms when the DNA is broken and rejoined at another point. The pre-leukaemic cells are transferred from one twin to the other in the womb through their shared blood supply. But it takes another genetic mutation in early childhood for the cells to cause disease. This second mutation, which may be caused by infection, occurred in Olivia but not Isabella.” In fact, only Olivia developed full-blown leukaemia (acute lymphoblastic leukaemia or ALL). UK researchers examined the twins’ blood, and their findings were published in the January 18 issue of "Science." The abstract can be read here: http://tinyurl.com/285qjn.

“About 1% of the population is thought to be born with pre-leukaemia cells. Of these, 1% receive the second "hit" that leads to cancer.” Even a simple cold, from other articles that I read online, is apparently able to trigger this second mutation.

Well, this is all very interesting. I remember that, when I was eight years old, my family doctor here in Italy was convinced that I had leukaemia. Unfortunately, my blood tests from that period are probably buried in a box in my parents’ garage in the U.S., but if I am able to locate them some day, they might yield some interesting information that could be relevant to my having myeloma (inactive) today. Could I possibly have had a “second hit” (later in life) that led me to develop this cancer? Well, this is just a random thought on a lazy Saturday evening. Nothing more. And indeed, now that I have written it out, it appears to be unlikely.

But the next time I visit my parents, I will comb through their garage, just in case.

The myeloma tap: part II

Day before yesterday, in part one, we saw that the only myeloma cells capable of cloning themselves are the ones that do not express CD138. The following excerpt from the Johns Hopkins study says it well: “multiple myeloma cell lines and primary bone marrow contain small populations of clonotypic B cells that do not express the characteristic plasma cell surface antigen CD138 and are capable of clonogenic growth and differentiation into multiple myeloma plasma cells in vitro and in vivo.”

Myeloma stem cells, therefore, don’t have CD138 sticking to their surfaces. Herein lies a big difference between regular myeloma cells and myeloma STEM cells: the former have CD138, the latter don’t. Enough said on CD138. Let’s look at other findings now.

I mentioned in my January 12th post that the capable-of-cloning-themselves myeloma cells are resistant to chemotherapy AND look like normal memory B cells AND also display "cellular properties characteristic of normal stem cells, suggesting cancer and normal stem cells share multiple mechanisms that promote drug resistance.” In fact, according to the 2008 stem cell study, both myeloma and normal stem cells have “intracellular detoxifying enzymes,” enzymes that, as I understand it, shoo away the chemo toxins, thus protecting the stem cell from apoptosis. This would provide a good explanation for why myeloma eventually becomes resistant to chemotherapy agents.

So, in sum, what does all this mean? In the researchers’ words, “Because cancer stem cells are a relatively low frequency population in most tumor types, the true inhibition of these cells is likely to be difficult to assess early after treatment, and a prolongation of disease remission would be required to establish such activity.” Well, that doesn’t sound very encouraging, does it?

Back in the middle of November, in a private exchange, a blog reader compared myeloma to a tank of water with a tap and a drain, an analogy he took from the film "Lorenzo’s oil," (those interested can go read a 2007 update on the real ALD story: http://tinyurl.com/2yjyjx). Anyway, the blasted paraprotein shoots out of the "tap," and the drain hole (our kidneys) gets rid of it. Myeloma cells, he was told by his haematologist, have a half-life of 5-6 weeks (I have been trying to find an online reference to this, but so far, on the UK freelite website, I found only that the “the serum half-life of intact immunoglobulin IgG is 20-25” days, so I will ask my haematologist about this in February). In other words, the cells stay in the body for that time and are then expelled via the kidneys.

Point is, are stem cells our "tap"? If so, how can we turn it off? I sure would like an answer to those questions! I would like to add that during yesterday’s meeting, Dr. Benelli suggested another "tap" theory to me, which I will be looking into in the next few days. Interesting times.

Concluding remarks. In the short term, yes, this stem cell research is exciting news but that’s what it remains: news. It has little relevance to us patients. For now. It holds promise for the future, though, indeed let’s hope the very near future. A finding that may prove to be useful is that “the developmental signaling pathway Hedgehog is up-regulated in multiple myeloma stem cells and regulates cell fate decisions.” So we meet again, Mr. Hedgehog! Back in early August, on August 2 and 3 to be precise, I wrote about cyclopamine, a poison contained in corn lilies that was found to be a Hedgehog pathway inhibitor (see my page on cyclopamine).

A couple of days ago, in a private exchange, an MMA list member asked me if the stem cell study had changed my supplement plans for the future. I answered yes, it has, in the sense that I hadn’t really thought seriously about taking parthenolide until I read about myeloma stem cells and how parthenolide and DMAPT (water-soluble form of PTL) annihilate leukaemic stem cells in vitro. So parthenolide shot right to the top of my supplements-to-try list. I am now planning to test parthenolide in March, after the Biocurcumax experiment has ended.

Summary of the main points made in the stem cell study, from my point of view:

  1. clonogenic myeloma stem cells do not express the characteristic CD138 antigen.
  2. myeloma stem cells constitute less than 2% of the myeloma "population."
  3. myeloma stem cells look like memory B cells.
  4. myeloma stem cells display normal stem cell characteristics that protect them "from toxic injury."
  5. like normal stem cells, nearly all myeloma stem cells (>98%) studied were in the quiescent (dormant, inactive) state, which is possibly another "major mechanism of drug resistance."
  6. conventional chemotherapy doesn’t affect myeloma stem cells.

My blog finally makes its debut…inside a castle!

This morning, due to an unexpected meeting, I had no time to reread the second part of yesterday’s post, which I won’t be posting until tomorrow or the next day. I would like instead to post about this morning’s meeting.

Background: almost exactly a month ago, I was asked by an Italian urologist (and blog reader), Dr. Roberto Benelli, to talk briefly about my experience with curcumin and my blog at the upcoming official presentation of his new book on curcumin and prostate cancer. I hesitated back then, because of fear of speaking in public. But after meeting with Dr. Benelli and one of the book presentation sponsors earlier today, I accepted. My little speech won’t last long, just ten minutes or so (that was one big thing that convinced me!).

This book presentation is actually going to be a sort of mini-conference, with brief presentations given mainly by local urologists, but also by a well-known oncologist from Florence and two molecular scientists. These scientists, one from Genoa, the other from Munich, will be talking about their work on breast cancer and curcumin. Anyway, the principal aim of this meeting is to present curcumin and suggest how it could be used in a medical setting. Dr. Benelli will present his new book, of course, and also give a separate presentation on the history of curcumin, its use in traditional Ayurvedic medicine and its potential applications in oncology today. I will definitely invite my GP and my haematologist.

It’s an open meeting, by the way. Here are the details, therefore, mainly for those blog readers who live in Tuscany: the meeting will be held in the castle of Calenzano (yes, a real castle! I am beginning to feel like a debutante  !), on March 8, 2008, at 10 a.m. To be more precise, it will be held in the Auditorium del Castello di Calenzano, Calenzano Alto (Firenze). The title of the meeting is “Modulazione del fattore NF-kB e prospettive terapeutiche.” My friend Sherlock will attend the meeting and plans to tape it in mp3, which I will try to post on my blog, at least some parts of it. If possible! Of course, the meeting will be in Italian, so hey, why put off studying this beautiful language? Sign up for some Italian classes today! 

Seriously, though, this should be very very interesting. If you are able to attend, please make sure you introduce yourself to me. I’d be happy to meet any blog readers! Ci vediamo l’8 marzo, spero!

The myeloma tap: part I

This post was way too long so I decided to cut it in half. I will post the second part tomorrow. Only then will today’s title make complete sense.

Anyway, I have it, I have it! Yes, the FULL recently published Johns Hopkins myeloma stem cell study that I mentioned a couple of days ago. Okay, I confess that I have had it in my possession since last Sunday, when a very kind blog reader (thank you thank you thank you!) sent it to me, but just haven’t gotten around to writing a post about it. The study, by the way, was conducted by a team led by Dr. William Matsui and published in the January 1 2008 issue of “Cancer Research.” You can view the abstract here: http://tinyurl.com/2yuru9.

Before I go on, though, I wanted to mention that another blog reader posted an interesting New York Times article on the controversy surrounding the cancer stem cell theory and other interesting info, so if the issue of stem cells is your cup of tea, please go read Carla’s comment on my “Stem cells and myeloma” post, Jan 12th.

Back to us. I have to admit, reading this stem cell study was not exactly as fun and easy as reading one of the Harry Potter books, but I found it almost as engrossing. The study begins by providing a bit of background, including this: “Early studies examining a murine model of multiple myeloma suggested only a minority of cells were capable of clonogenic growth.” Hmmm, so only a tiny percentage of myeloma cells can clone themselves…I didn’t know that. I thought they were all capable of creating clones. Live and learn.

Myeloma stem cells are mentioned in a 1977 study (full text: http://tinyurl.com/2d8z3n), which, by the way, shows black and white photos of myeloma cells for those who might be interested. Anyway, according to the Johns Hopkins investigators, this early study showed that “the cloning efficiency of primary multiple myeloma specimens was 1 in 1,000 to 100,000 cells. To date, it has remained unclear whether these clonogenic cells are distinct from the plasma cells that constitute the majority of tumor cells.”

Then, in 2004, Dr. Matsui et al published a study (full text: http://tinyurl.com/2233wp) in “Blood” on clonogenic myeloma cells. Clonogenic, by the way, has two meanings: 1. “giving rise to a clone of cells” and 2. “arising from or consisting of a clone.” I went through the 2004 study, which reported that “highly clonogenic cells from both human MM cell lines and primary patient samples do not express CD138, but rather markers that are characteristic of B cells.” This rather baffling sentence will, I hope, become clearer after the upcoming section on CD138 (and part II, which I will post tomorrow, should also help in that sense). The 2004 study also suggested that, like chronic myeloid leukaemia or CML, “MM is another example in which cancer stem cells are a rare cell population that is distinct from the differentiated cells that comprise the bulk of the disease.”

CD138. Now I am going to delve into some rather difficult material that has to do with this thing called CD138. Also known as syndecan-1, CD138 “is “a heparan sulfate proteoglycan expressed on the surface of, and actively shed by, myeloma cells.” I know, I know…Let’s see if this will clarify matters: proteoglycans are “glycoproteins but consist of much more carbohydrate than protein; that is, they are huge clusters of carbohydrate chains often attached to a protein backbone,” according to Prof. Kimball’s Biology Pages. (Hmmm, lots of carbs plus some protein…pasta with meat sauce! )

Seriously though, it doesn’t really matter if we don’t completely grasp what CD138 is. What’s important is that we understand the following excerpt from the 2004 Johns Hopkins study. CD138 “is the most specific marker for normal and MM plasma cells. However, normal CD138+ plasma cells appear to be terminally differentiated and unable to proliferate, and there have been few studies using this marker to study the proliferative capacity of MM cells.”

Not the easiest stuff to digest, eh! Well, let’s see if I can explain what CD138 is in a few simple words (if I make any mistakes, please let me know): in sum, CD138 is a thingie (ok, a proteoglycan) sticking to the surface of regular myeloma cells—the ones, that is, that are NOT able to clone themselves. These are the CD138 "plus" myeloma cells. Patients whose myeloma cells release, or "shed," CD138 (CD138 "negative" cells) into the serum have a worse prognosis than those whose myeloma cells still have it. Hence it is a helpful prognostic marker (for more info, see this 2002 “Blood” study: http://tinyurl.com/2h26uq). CD138 levels can be measured in MGUS patients, too (see this 2006 "Neoplasma" abstract: http://tinyurl.com/yr9vzd).

A September 2007 “Blood” study (see abstract: http://tinyurl.com/2slg3t) confirms that “High levels of shed syndecan-1 in myeloma patient sera correlate with poor prognosis and studies in animal models indicate that shed syndecan-1 is a potent stimulator of myeloma tumor growth and metastasis.” So again we see that if CD138 is shed into the myeloma “microenvironment,” this is bad news for us (poor prognosis etc.). Interesting aside: this is true for CLL patients as well (see this January 2008 abstract: http://tinyurl.com/3ap8ba). Connections, connections.

Ok, that’s it for today! Phew.

Beware of chocolate chip cookies!

I just read an amusing Science Daily article and decided to post the link. I am currently working on a couple of different, and very complex!, topics right now (not ready yet), so I needed a breath of fresh air. Science Daily provided just that! The article, titled "Aroma Of Chocolate Chip Cookies Prompts Splurging On Expensive Sweaters," can be read here: http://tinyurl.com/3bp5h6

An excerpt: "Exposure to something that whets the appetite, such as a picture of a mouthwatering dessert, can make a person more impulsive with unrelated purchases, finds a study from the February 2008 issue of the Journal of Consumer Research. For example, the researchers reveal in one experiment that the aroma of chocolate chip cookies can prompt women on a tight budget to splurge on a new item of clothing."

Hah, that explains a lot! So, from now on, if you enter an expensive clothing shop just to have a quick look around and smell the aroma of chocolate anything, exit immediately and run in the opposite direction!