This is a compilation of love song lyrics supposedly translated into English by ESL (English as a Second Language) students. Most amusing, I thought 🙂 :

From morning’s glaring sun to the smelly afternoon,

 

You are always inside my lonely brain.

 

I hope we meet in an accident very soon.

 

My heart will not stop hemorrhaging for you.

 

The night you squeezed me I visited heaven.

 

Your love flies me swiftly into a mountain.

 

You make my heart sour.

 

One day, you will startle yourself and say “oh no!

Why did I walk the opposite direction of him?

 

Like the fishes need the ocean beach, I need you.

 

When you kiss me, you make my blood evaporate.

 

Your lovely, unwrinkly skin requests my attention

 

You will always be my lemon moon ray lover.