This is a compilation of love song lyrics supposedly translated into English by ESL (English as a Second Language) students. Most amusing, I thought 🙂 :
From morning’s glaring sun to the smelly afternoon,
You are always inside my lonely brain.
I hope we meet in an accident very soon.
My heart will not stop hemorrhaging for you.
The night you squeezed me I visited heaven.
Your love flies me swiftly into a mountain.
You make my heart sour.
One day, you will startle yourself and say “oh no!
Why did I walk the opposite direction of him?
Like the fishes need the ocean beach, I need you.
When you kiss me, you make my blood evaporate.
Your lovely, unwrinkly skin requests my attention
You will always be my lemon moon ray lover.