This is a compilation of love song lyrics supposedly translated into English by ESL (English as a Second Language) students. Most amusing, I thought 🙂 :
From morning’s glaring sun to the smelly afternoon,
You are always inside my lonely brain.
I hope we meet in an accident very soon.
My heart will not stop hemorrhaging for you.
The night you squeezed me I visited heaven.
Your love flies me swiftly into a mountain.
You make my heart sour.
One day, you will startle yourself and say “oh no!
Why did I walk the opposite direction of him?
Like the fishes need the ocean beach, I need you.
When you kiss me, you make my blood evaporate.
Your lovely, unwrinkly skin requests my attention
You will always be my lemon moon ray lover.
This is too funny! Thanks! Maybe you can make this an extra credit assignment for your students?
This is hilarious! It really made me laugh out loud.
It has the potential of becoming a classic on the Web, along with ‘Computer Assistance Requests’, and the like. 🙂