A friend just sent this joke to me, and I laughed out loud. So I just had to share it 🙂 : 

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

‘This is the 21st century, old man,” he said. “We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPod.”

I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it…